BREAKING NEWS – Celoron, New York – Mayor Scott Schrecengost is now stating that due to the dramatic increase in the amount of tourism because of the sculptor of Lucille Ball a.k.a. “Scary Lucy”, he is tempted not to have it corrected or removed. In an attempt to embrace the same type of controversy and hopefully increase tourism, Mayor Betsy Hodges of Minneapolis, Minnesota plans to modify the statue of tv icon Mary Tyler Moore, by adding tattoos, gang colors, and surgical scars from bullet wounds and knife fights.