BREAKING NEWS – Tuscaloosa, Alabama – The Alpha Phi sorority chapter at the University of Alabama has taken down a popular video and deleted all of its social media pages in the wake of criticism over the recruitment video, which has been depicted as objectifying women. The President of the University if Alabama Stuart R. Bell, addressed the controversial video in a written statement which read in part, “These women are not an accurate representation of our campus. I can point to you several female sororities at our school where the majority of the women are extremely homely, many of whom have never been given a double take from a passing male in their entire life.”