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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Charlie Sheen is said to be outraged over CBS’s decision to cancel “Two and a half Men”. Sheen went on to say, that not only will CBS make the actors and production crew of his hit show jobless in this economic climate, but he personally will have to layoff at least 20 porn stars.