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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump abruptly ended his Rose Garden news conference on after a round of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Speaking to CBS News’ “60 Minutes,” Bernie Sanders, a self-proclaimed democratic…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On CBS Evening News, Democratic presidential candidate Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s presidential campaign requested in a letter that major news networks not invite…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS anchor Gayle King wondered whether or not President Trump effectively…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Nearly all mention of Michael Jackson was airbrushed from the recently aired “Motown…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., tried to tamp down the perceived…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tv executives for CBS and ABC has warned morning hosts Gayle…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rising Democratic star Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., said in a new…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former CBS CEO Les Moonves will not receive any of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former CBS CEO Les Moonves, who resigned in September following a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – On CBS News’ 60 Minutes, California Governor Jerry Brown went biblical. He told Bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to Nielsen, the premiere of “The Alec Baldwin Show” tanked…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton says that her husband was right not to resign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Julie Chen is leaving her duties as a co-host of “The…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS Chief Les Moonves resigned, just hours after six more women…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles prosecutors declined to pursue sexual abuse claims against high-powered CBS CEO…

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BREAKING NEWS – Auckland, New Zealand – Hillary Clinton’s latest excuse why she lost in 2016, “reality TV”. While promoting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Twenty-seven additional women have accused Charlie Rose of sexual misconduct, in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced CBS anchor Charlie Rose is being slated to star in…

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