BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – A Colorado man recently achieved a distinction that few people would probably want to match. When Dylan McWilliams was bitten by a shark in Hawaii, it meant he had been bitten by a shark, a bear and a rattlesnake – all in less than four years. “I don’t know,” McWilliams told the Honolulu Star-Advertiser. “I’m either really lucky or really unlucky.” He then said, “I am seriously considering abandoning my philosophy that all animals are friendly, and that they will not harm you if you approach them with a warm smile.”
