BREAKING NEWS – Fulton County, Georgia – Police have launched an investigation after a camera was discovered inside a restroom at a Starbucks store in an Atlanta suburb. A 25-year-old customer reportedly found the device taped under a baby changing station. Authorities reportedly found 25 videos stored on the camera, including several that reportedly showed people using the restroom. “We were monitoring to see if people were drinking all of their coffee or pouring it out,” explained Starbucks CEO Kevin Johnson. “And if they were pouring it out, we wanted to know which flavor, and how do we make it more desirable. The camera was set up to improve the quality of our products, and we apologize if it appeared that we displayed some perverted motives. We are now in the process of contacting everyone that was filmed, to negotiate a fair price, if they want to buy back the footage.”
