I had no idea that hogs could also be thieves. While I was on a farm with a bunch of other people, I saw a hog sneak up behind a man, and remove his wallet without being detected by the victim. That’s when I realized I witnessed a pig-pocket.
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I had no idea that hogs could also be thieves. While I was on a farm with a bunch of other people, I saw a hog sneak up behind a man, and remove his wallet without being detected by the victim. That’s when I realized I witnessed a pig-pocket.