BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, became agitated and animated when asked how is her relationship with “The Squad”.
“I’m waiting to confront each of them by themselves, or the entire group simultaneously!” Pelosi angrily responded while throwing some punches into the air. “I’m not afraid of them or any other minority women. I have been preparing for almost six months, taking kickboxing lessons and watching the various styles of MMA fighters. If you ever see me walking away from the Capital Building, you’ll know for sure that I ran into at least one of them, by noticing either some front teeth embedded into my knuckles or the tips of my stiletto heels!”