I have a friend of mine that’s coroner who’s a coroner, and he said he plans on retiring soon, because he wants to create a franchise for food and lodging. He said he’s going to call it, “Death Bed & Breakfast”.
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I have a friend of mine that’s coroner who’s a coroner, and he said he plans on retiring soon, because he wants to create a franchise for food and lodging. He said he’s going to call it, “Death Bed & Breakfast”.