BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – McDonald’s is working on a spinoff restaurant. It’s called CosMc’s.
CEO Chris Kempczinski told analysts on an earnings call, that the small-format concept restaurant will have “all the DNA of McDonald’s, but its own unique personality.”
The name of the new restaurant stems from a six-armed alien character that appeared in the company’s advertisements from the 1980s.
An alien from another planet that is currently housed at Area 51, filed a complaint with the ACLU, and stated that McDonald’s six-armed alien character is not only ethnically offensive, but it’s also slightly physically inaccurate.