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I have a friend of mine who could no longer take her live-in boyfriends smoking, so she finally kicked him out. But first she took every carton of cigarettes he had and emptied them on the floor in front of him. And because it was her apartment, she told him to get out after he packed his bags… and then bagged his packs. Uh, whatever.