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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Performers are seen participating in a mass dance to mark the end of the 7th Workers Party Congress in Kim Il-Sung square. Many citizens were reluctant to partake in the public event, due to Korean dictator Kim Jong Un’s policy of executing any dancer caught on camera, that is out of step.