Dear Blake,

Our house is about to get foreclosed on. We are so angry, that we want to set it on fire. What do you recommend?

Signed, Arthur and Jill

from Santa Barbara, California

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Dear Arthur and Jill,

Setting your house on fire is not only illegal, it’s self-destructive. How about setting the bank on fire that’s foreclosing on your home? That way your furniture won’t get any smoke damage. I hope this helps

Blake