Dear Blake,
I’ve noticed all over the country, that more and more people are buying drones. How do you feel about that?
Signed, Juan
From San Diego, California
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Dear Juan,
Drones are undoubtedly here to stay and they do have some practical applications. Criminals are now using them to case neighborhoods, rather than driving around trying to decide who to rob, while emitting fumes that damages our environment. Single women use them to take a good look at the blind date a few blocks away before he arrives at her home. Which gives her additional time to come up with an excuse to cancel their first meeting, if she determines that he is someone that she does not want to be seen with in public because he’s extremely physically unappealing. Married women can use them to monitor their husband’s car, and to see if he can explain why his car is often parked in front of a well known floozy’s house, after swearing that he was working late at the office. And finally, considering the ever increasing murder rate in Chicago, I’m surprised that the police chief hasn’t encouraged drug dealers to start using drones. This would allow them to distribute their poison to the community from the spacious skies, which would eliminate violent turf wars in the streets (until some genius invents a small surface to air heat seeking missile). I hope this helps.
Blake