Dear Blake,
I have never shopped on Black Friday. I plan on camping out in front of a store all night next Thursday and I’m really excited about it. When the store doors first open, what is that experience like?
Signed, Florence
from Duck Hill, Mississippi
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Dear Florence,
I noticed that you live in Mississippi, which according to the government is the most obese state in the country. If you want to know what your experience will be like, go to youtube, and key in the words, “elephant stampede”. I hope this helps.
Blake