Dear Blake,
I live in the most boring city in America… by far. And what’s worst is our laughable, pathetic baseball team that breaks my heart every year. Do you have any encouraging words for me?
Signed, Geri
from Cleveland, Ohio
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Dear Geri,
First of all, Cleveland is not the most boring city in America. I’m just kidding, yes it is. That place is about as interesting as PBS documentary on doorknobs. As far as your baseball team is concerned, you’re whining to the wrong person because I’m from Chicago. The last time the Cubs were in the World Series, you could buy season tickets using Confederate money. Do you feel encouraged now? I hope this helps.
Blake