Dear Blake,
With all the spying recently revealed that’s being done by the NSA, I am very concerned about the federal government listening in on my conversations. I don’t want to be caught saying something that they consider suspicious or illegal, and then being tossed into jail. Are my concerns justified?
Signed, Hector
From Brookhaven, Mississippi
* * * * * * * *
Dear Hector,
Many people in America have issues on the intelligence being gathered by some of our federal agencies. Fortunately for you, you live in state where there is simply not much intelligence to be gathered. Mississippi lags far behind the other 49 states intellectually as well as in technology. Very few people there have even heard of T-Mobile or Sprint, and communicates predominately through pay phones and 3rd class mail. It is not likely that the NSA would tap into a pay phone in your state, because anyone that still uses those archaic devices would rarely say anything of some real interest, not only in the federal government’s opinion, but also in the opinion of the person receiving the call. Now relax because you have nothing to worry about. So go ahead and have a nice quiet evening at home with your family and watch a movie on your vcr, or have a few hours of fun seeing who has the most accurate and powerful jaws from a distance, at hitting your living room spittoon. I hope this helps.
Blake