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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Several Middle Eastern countries are now petitioning the Olympic Committee, requesting that they add “suicide bombing”, as a sport in the Olympics. All three countries did acknowledge that it’s highly unlikely that any of the indivdual people will win more than one medal.