BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After an eight month long investigation by NASA, the FBI finally arrest the man that has been regularly vandalizing the moon. The man later confessed after they found his fingerprints on several craters.
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After an eight month long investigation by NASA, the FBI finally arrest the man that has been regularly vandalizing the moon. The man later confessed after they found his fingerprints on several craters.