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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA finally admits that they were using the Space Shuttle to regularly spy on China. The space agency acknowledged that the purpose was to track the movement of their military, to monitor human rights violations, and determine why they are constantly criticizing the food at Panda Express.