BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – American icon Wonder Bread, plans to file for bankruptcy in the very near future. The company states that it is very difficult to remain competitive, when the majority of the employees are constantly “loafing”.
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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – American icon Wonder Bread, plans to file for bankruptcy in the very near future. The company states that it is very difficult to remain competitive, when the majority of the employees are constantly “loafing”.