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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Wall Street announces that the manufacturer of Cup Cakes and Twinkies will be filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. They added that one of the problems was, the CEO’s wife regularly spent too much on parties at their home for employees, and she was a lousy “Hostess”.