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BREAKING NEWS – Bodhgaya, India – Hundreds of monks attend the Tibetan Spiritual Leader Dalai Lama’s conference at the Kalachakra Festival. The majority of them came after the Dalai Lama stated that he was going to announced his decision on permitting monks to start wearing hair extensions.