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BREAKING NEWS – Kamakura, Japan – The wave of animosity in Japan toward President Obama continues to grow after his Asian Tour. The President later stated that it was his lack of knowledge about the Japanese culture and trying to be “hip” and “cool”, were the reasons why he repeatedly referred to Buddha, as “Butterball”.