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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – Iran threatens to take action against the United States if sanctions are targeted toward their nation. Because a fifth of the world’s crude oil flows through the Strait of Hormuz, Iran states that they will start charging U.S. ships toll, forcing them to spend a fortune in dimes and quarters.