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BREAKING NEWS – Savannah, Georgia – Since it has been made public that cooking show host Paula Deen has diabetes, she is now reconsidering some of her creations. Deen stated that she will no longer be promoting her latest product, which was frozen sticks of butter sold as southern popsicles.