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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – After his loss in South Carolina, Romney’s campaign manager scoffs at the criticism that the former governor is too robotic. He added that there will be an official response to this ridiculous accusation, after all the info has been downloaded to the hard drive of Romney’s brain.