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BREAKING NEWS – Montreal, Canada – A duck is photographed that desires to fly south for the winter, appears to be totally confused after it misplaced its’ Road Atlas Map. And unfortunately, it couldn’t use Mapquest either because it’s webbed feet made it difficult to type on a keyboard.
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That’s a goose you lug nut! 🙂 It uses GPS!
What does GPS stand for? Goose Positioning System?