BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder and Congressman Darrell Issa get into a heated exchange during a congressional hearing. The meeting was called in regards to the botched “Operation Fast and Furious” gun-running program. Holder maintained, that because he is African-American, and the guns were tracked into Mexico, he should be given special immunity. He added, that no white congressman or senator should be allowed to question him, because they cannot relate to the delicate racial issues in regards to the sting operation in which only minorities can fully understand. Holder’s request to be questioned exclusively by members of the Congressional Black Caucus (excluding Congressman Allen West) was promptly denied.