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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – During the Super Bowl halftime show, Madonna furthered her reputation of hiring talented dancers with unique aspects about their personalities. She is seen dancing with a man that has the extremely rare combination of being a white cross-dresser that also has an afro.