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BREAKING NEWS – Yorktown Heights, New York – IBM’s supercomputer named Watson, that defeated two former Jeopardy champions last year, is now involved in an embarrassing scandal. Watson was recently seen drunk and disorderly in a high tech strip club, while a female computer was giving him a laptop dance.