BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With bipartisan support from both Senator Harry Reid and Senator John Boehner, Congress passes a bill that would mandate them to annually list the ten richest white guys on Capitol Hill.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With bipartisan support from both Senator Harry Reid and Senator John Boehner, Congress passes a bill that would mandate them to annually list the ten richest white guys on Capitol Hill.