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BREAKING NEWS – San Juan Capistrano, California – City Hall, backed by the ACLU, state that they will continue to impose fines of $300.00 on anyone who conducts a bible study at home. They both maintain that bible studies are illegal, because they are designed to impede an individual’s constitutional right to burn in hell.