BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A former close aid to Mitt Romney explains why the GOP candidate has a Swiss bank account. She explained that the former Massachusetts governor is extremely angry that most republicans would rather have anyone other than him as the nominee. She also said that if Romney does not get the nomination, he plans on publicly making some slanderous and malicious remarks about several high profile republicans that did not support him, and then flee to Switzerland. She concluded by saying, that he plans to remain there until the amount of anticipated death threats from the offended republicans are reduced back to the usual amount.