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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – During live tv, a meeting between Afghan President Hamid Karzai, and Pakistan’s Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani, almost came to blows. Gilani later apologized, but still maintained that Karzai looks like an idiot, wearing a wool hat indoors when it’s room temperature.