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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Mayor Dave Bing of Detroit, announces that there has been a silver lining in the awful economy. He proudly stated at a press conference, that home break-ins and robberies are down nearly 60%, because very few people in the city have anything worth stealing.