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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Delta Airlines still holds the top spot in America for transporting the most passengers, with nearly 164,000,000 using their services in 2011. However, a joint study by the FAA and the GOP concluded that Newt Gingrich still carries the most baggage.