BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama angers many of his supporters after it’s been made public that he allotted $750,000.00 for a soccer field for the detainees at Guantanamo Bay. His supporters are now even angrier when they found out he is now promising that if re-elected, he also plans to build for the detainees, their own high rise luxury apartments, a movie theater, and a shooting range.