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BREAKING NEWS –Washington, D.C. – President Obama is pictured with journalist Helen Thomas shortly before she retired. Thomas was the oldest journalist in history, being the only one that interviewed every U.S. President, plus many other historical figures, including Christopher Columbus and Julius Caesar.