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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Brett Favre gets emotional after returning to Green Bay to respond to a lawsuit. His father filed a civil suit against him, alleging that he spent nearly $40,000 for his son’s college education, and all he got was a quarter back.