BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Left wing organizations Moveon.org and Media Matters, are now encouraging supporters of President Obama to help lower the unemployment rate to help him get re-elected. They are urging liberal democrats to stop accepting unemployment checks from August through October. To survive during this difficult financial time, they are being told to live like millions of people in Asia subsisting off of one bowl of rice per day. Moveon.org and Media Matters are motivating them by stating that dedicated democrats that are true patriots, should ignore symptoms of malnutrition and dehydration. But in the extreme cases that they can’t, they should mail in an absentee ballot from their hospital bed.