BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – According to statistics, 90% of all Hindus in India are strict observers of their religion. Nearly all of them believe that cows are sacred, and that you can’t be reincarnated if you own a flat screen tv.
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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – According to statistics, 90% of all Hindus in India are strict observers of their religion. Nearly all of them believe that cows are sacred, and that you can’t be reincarnated if you own a flat screen tv.