BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitchell Silber, the NYPD’s director of intelligence analysis, told Congress that Iranians may be using “diplomatic cover” to conduct “hostile reconnaissance” on America’s biggest city. He added that residents in New York City have been informed to contact the authorities, if they ever see anyone walking down the street wearing a yellow scarf with their right arm extended out in front of them, that smells like they haven’t bathed in 2012.