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BREAKING NEWS – Sanford, Florida – Both Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are threatening to boycott Skittles candy, unless they add in each pack, some chocolate or licorice flavors. By not doing it, they are alleging that Skittles is knowingly participating in snack bigotry.