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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – McDonald’s will soon be taking advantage of the city’s new law that allows marijuana to be sold legally. Effective January 1st of 2011, anyone over 21 can have marijuana on their hamburgers instead of lettuce. McDonald’s stated that it will be the adult version of a “Happy” Meal.