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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats’ $3 trillion proposal for yet another coronavirus relief bill includes measures that would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – “We have a criminal justice system today that is not only broken, it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – Canada is one step closer to the accidental legalization of cannibalism after the House…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The father of democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, admitted that she is a descendant…

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BREAKING NEWS – Providence, Rhode Island – A pair of Rhode Island political hopefuls, who aspired to be The Ocean…

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BREAKING NEWS – Southwest Harbor, Maine – Charlotte Gill, who opened Charlotte’s Legendary Lobster Pound in Southwest Harbor seven years…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A Texas university baseball coach reportedly rejected a potential recruit from Colorado last week…

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BREAKING NEWS – Knoxville, Tennessee – The Cooking Channel announced that they plan on having a competitive show, in which…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Andrea Quintanar and her sister, Emilia, sold 312 boxes of Girl Scout cookies…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Knowing that marijuana smokers can get serious hunger pangs after firing up a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Melissa Etheridge likes to smoke marijuana with her family, she revealed as part…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress will soon be voting on another handout from the federal government for people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Microsoft is now getting into the marijuana industry, partnering with a startup company that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – After Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Pope Francis I) was elected to succeed Pope Benedict XVI…

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BREAKING NEWS. New York City, New York Whoopi Goldberg became the latest celebrity to enter the increasingly lucrative world of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Even though marijuana is legally sold in Colorado, a store owner recently fired two…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Members of the Girl Scouts from all over the country participated in the first-ever…

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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Companies in the Rocky Mountain state are now complaining about the new law that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – Medical marijuana for dogs and cats? So your dog is literally on its…

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BREAKING NEWS – West Jarkata, Indonesia – On the outskirts of West Jakarta, police donned protective clothing and gas masks…

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