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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are said to be considering the recent offer by New Line Cinema, to star in the remake of “Dumb and Dumber”. New Line Cinema initially wanted to hire experienced actors, but determined in this case, Sharpton and Jackson only had to act natural.