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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Rod Blagojevich states at his last press conference before going to prison, that he will appeal his conviction. He explained that the judge erred when he did not uphold a Chicago tradition, which is allowing his attorney negotiate with the jury foreman during the deliberations.