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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Richard Simmons is all smiles after doctors inform him that he did not have the early stages of ovarian cancer. The exercise guru was initially was so concerned, that he updated his living will, deciding to whom he would leave his massive Barbie doll collection.