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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal journalist Keith Olbermann gets fired for the fouth time, this time from Current Tv. Desperate for cash, he agreed to accept a job offered to him by Fox News, but they later withdrew their proposal when they found out he lied about his work experience as a custodian.